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PostSubject: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:33 pm

This is a place for jokes, also know as Athene's new home Razz Yer know I luv yer, go for it, it's all yours. lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:21 am

Oh my Razz

I wish I could take credit for writing these but I do not these are just jokes I find funny on the net and post them up to hopefully give y'all a laugh.

Baby Talk ....

A baby was born so advanced in development he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Why, yes, I am," said the doctor. The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, dear, I am," said the mother beaming. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said. He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes, I am," his father proudly answered. The baby motioned him closer, then jabbed and poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. "Hurts like hell, doesn't it???!" Very Happy Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:08 pm

Haha penis joke! Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:01 pm

Lawl.

Margaret Cho quotes I thought were Lol:

“I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.”

“My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.”

“I love the word "faggot," because it describes my kind of guy. You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are the backbone of the gay community. Without us, you're nothing! We have been there all through history guiding your sorry ass through the underground railroad! ...We went to the prom with you.”

“And especially, especially, don't fuck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a vegan, say "I'm wrong", and run away as fast as you can. Do not fuck with vegans because they will fuck you up... BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY.”

“It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot of people didn't even understand the concept of Asian-American. I was on a morning show, and the host said, 'Awright, Margaret, we're changing over to an ABC affiliate! So why don't you tell our viewers in your native language that we're making that transition?' So I looked at the camera and said, 'Um, they're changing over to an ABC affiliate.'”
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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:31 pm

Love the vegan joke. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:49 pm

Katie K wrote:
This is a place for jokes, also know as Athene's new home Razz Yer know I luv yer, go for it, it's all yours. lol!

^lol

I love all the jokes and such you put up,Athene.It always gives me a laugh to help me through my day.Again,I thank you dear!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:46 pm

^ get out really OH MY Embarassed

THE SEVEN DWARVES AND THE POPE

Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy
rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"

Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we
finally get to ask him."

The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of
the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead,
Dopey, ask him, ask him!"

The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me,
young man?"

Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead
and ask.

Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"

The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others
all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the
rest!"

The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues,
"Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"

To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black
nuns in Alaska, yes."

Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey,
ask him the last part!"

The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"

To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any
dwarf black nuns in Alaska?"

The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there
are any dwarf black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing,
and yelling, "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:06 pm

^Aww,poor Dopey.

Guess he was horny and didn't care,huh?!?!
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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:41 pm

Aww, bless him. At least he has learned to talk now. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:41 am

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, 'It's certainly not a ship.' And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him 'Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?'
'Ten years,' replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. 'Faith and begorra,'said the man, 'that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!'
'And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey'
asked the blonde Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten years.' Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink.
'Tis nectar of the gods!' stated the Irishman. 'Tis truly fantastic!'
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle.. She looked at the trembling man and asked, 'And how long has it been since you played around?'
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed: ' Oh BeeeeeeeeeJesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!'

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:25 am

^HEHE...it's been 10 years.Can't blame him!
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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:52 pm

That irish fellow ain't so bright if he thought that. scratch

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:10 pm

A Easter Joke:

A man was driving down the road one day when all of a sudden he runs over a rabbit carrying a huge basket of colored eggs. He pulls over, gets out of the car, and walks up to the dead rabbit.Easter eggs are strewn everywhere. He's all upset about it when all of a sudden a truck driver pulles up behind him and gets out of his truck. the truck driver ask's the guy what happen, and he's like, I ran over the Easter Bunny.
So the truck driver goes back to his truck and pulls out a little bottle..he walks back over to the rabbit and pours the contents of the bottle down the rabbits throat. the rabbit jumps up, runs off 20 feet, turns around and waves, runs off another 20 feet, turns around and waves again, so on and so forth until he is out of sight. then the guy asked the truck driver, what was in the bottle? and the truck driver replies. hare restorer with a permanent wave!!

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:36 pm

^That one was funny!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:18 am

Gotta love the internet man

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:46 am

The information super highway!

"I'm third generation 'don't give a fuck'!!!!!!!"-Ron White:You Can't Fix Stupid

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:12 pm

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands the it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

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PostSubject: Re: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:23 pm

^Hehe,gotta love cops.

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